George Washington — Father of Our Nation, Terrible Teeth
Happy 250th Anniversary, America. The Twaddling Along Trio crank up their definitely not OSHA‑approved time machine and drop in on George Washington, from his early days as an overly confident British Major to his reluctant‑revolutionary era to his post‑presidency stint as a whiskey mogul. Josh digs up facts no one asked for, Jake tries to draw Washington and somehow invents new Founding Fathers, and Danny leaves halfway through because he suddenly remembers he has a thing. It is patriotic, chaotic, and only loosely educational, which makes it classic Twaddling Along.